A little dab of Anti-Seize on the ear piece of the telephone receiver when the boss picks it up? Priceless!!
Dykum paste is better for that application, aka; "Blue Ear". Put it on a black phone ear piece and the boss will have a blue ear for days, it doesn't wash off.
Not that I would ever do anything like that!
Bill
Each morning eat a live green toad, it will be the worst thing you'll have face all day.
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