This might fool 'em.
Everything is going tactical nowadays, from hats right down to toilet paper. I think it’s a good thing. I mean, you always wanna be ready, right, whether you’re at the shooting range or the kitchen range. It’s cool to be tactical, tacti-cool. My workmate was showing me his tactical drink holder the other day, and it was clear he could make any tactical move he wanted with that drink, and I was looking at my lunch spoon and bowl and thinking how un-tactical they were, and I really felt naked. What if someone saw me eating with a non-tactical spoon? What kind of tactician do I want to portray myself to be? Got to get to work on that. Well that’s my thought for the day. I’m off to look for a tactical pouch for my Dudewipes! Cheers!
This might fool 'em.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is alive and well.
Robinhood, the silver is too shiny to qualify as tactical. Bead blast them to a matte stainless steel finish and the tactical world may accept them then! The price for the tactical utensils would quadruple as well!!!
Or maybe have em parkerized.
glass bead them
I had my tactical table wear, non-glare camo knife-spork-grenade launcher-corkscrew.
But I set it down on the ground and never could find it again.
"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Last words of Gen. Sedgwik
Hah!
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