Quote Originally Posted by sharpshooter View Post
You know your old when you look all over hell for your glasses, then someone points out they're stuck to your forehead.
Sounds like a recent morning when I was walking around the house cursing looking for my keys.
Only to find I had them in my hand.


I can't say what my wife called my but I can say it was a slang reference to a part of the human body, also referred to as a sphincter.