I know. :)

I was trying to keep the "joke" going by perpetuating the idea that I am just a clueless male that doesn't get fact that he doesn't "get it". I am guilty of that very thing every day. When I was a kid my mom would go to the hair dresser every Friday to "have her hair done." Truthfully, I could never tell the difference, but I knew, because, it was Friday, the first thing I had to tell her when I got home from school was how nice her hair looked.

Even now, if my wife does something different with her hair, or gets a new outfit, I rarely notice. I might be thinking, "Dang, she's hot!", but for the life of me, I could not tell you why I think so... She just is. For me, that's enough. But if I try to explain that to her, I get into more trouble. :)