Dave, you are a riot. I DO use Dollar Store 'cheaters', (1.25) to shoot and watch TV. Because my eyes are 'different' than my shooting partner, I don't want him screwin' around with my scope eyepieces... ha ha
I was injured in my left eye 40 years ago, that almost made me lose the eye. Thanks to an excellent eye surgeon, the eye healed better than anyone ever thought possible. Again, luck...Wait, if I was REALLY lucky, the accident would not have happened. Still, I'm grateful.

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