"Ackley Improved Steroids" ......... hmmmmmmm ......... would I have to testify in front of Congress on that one???
When they call you to testify before congress, just say:

"I was forced to Ackley Improve in order to remain competitive with all of the other shooters that were Ackley Improving"

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