Bigedp51: I will admit that I did not know if you were being serious. Stranger things have been known work well for some people.
I replied not in anger, but to clarify something that I believe to be true, but was hoping to get confirmation (or denial) from someone with firsthand knowledge.

I'll let you in on a secret. I'm really a nice guy. (But don't tell anyone; you will ruin my reputation!)

Anyway, I am happy to hear that your hands are udderly soft and not chapped. Keep up the good work!
Now, lets Mooooove along back to topic.