Quote Originally Posted by BillPa View Post
A blond waked into one of the most prestigious banks in New York city and asks for $200 loan.

"What do you need the money for?" asks the loan manager.
I'm going on vacation for two weeks she says.
"Do you have anything for collateral".
Well, only my car.
"Is your car worth $200"
Oh yes, I'm sure it is.
"Ok, I give you the load and have my assistant put your car in our secure lot. When you pay the $200 plus $10 interest I'll give you your car.

Two week later she returns and pays back the 200 plus the 10 interest..

The manager says, "While you were gone I did some checking, you're worth millions, and your car, a new Mercedes! Why would in the world would you make a loan for a measly $225?"

Well sir, where else in New York city can I park my car for two weeks in a secure lot for a measly 10 bucks?

Bill
Quote Originally Posted by foxx View Post
That's no blonde!
I think Bill's the blonde in this one. How else would $200 loan + $10 interest add up to "a loan for a measly $225?" LOL