Biden at the bank.

[Nor Cal Mikie]

Joe Biden walks into a bank to cash a check. As he approaches the cashier he says, "Good morning, Ma'am, could you please cash this check for me?

Cashier: "It would be my pleasure sir. Could you please show me your ID?"

Biden: "Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn't think there was any need to. I am Joe Biden, the former Vice President of the United States of America !!!!"

Cashier: "Yes sir, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the banking legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.

Biden: "Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: "I am sorry, Mr. Biden, but these are the bank rules and I must follow them."

Biden: "My goodness. I am urging you, please, to cash this check."

Cashier: "Look Mr. Biden, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his check.

Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made afabulous shot; the tennis ball landed in my coffee cup. With that shot we cashed his check.

So, Mr. Biden, what can you do to prove that it is you, and only you?"

Biden stands there thinking, and thinking, and finally says, "Honestly, my mind is a total blank, I have absolutely no idea what to do, I don't have a clue."

Cashier: "Will that be large or small bills, Mr. Biden?

[Robinhood]

Bingo

[Fuj']

Same joke was going around about Trump. Trump got his cashed buy telling a lie.

[Balljoint]

Should have pushed the ALARM button.

[yobuck]

He sure had that deer in the headlights look at the debate last night.
Maybe because he was accused of robbing the bank?
His best answers seemed to be (Cmon Man).
Except when he shot himself in both feet on the energy issue. lol

[Fuj']

Except when he shot himself in both feet on the energy issue. lol

Late that night he was explaining to the media about what he really meant.
I swear this time it was in a knee !!

[yobuck]

Late that night he was explaining to the media about what he really meant.
I swear this time it was in a knee !!

We all know what he really means, and his running mate is even worse.
Its all over right now, and everybody knows it.