in response to all the recent e-mails about our dog


i am sick and tired of answering questions about him,

so here are all of the answers in one recap.

yes, he bit 6 people wearing biden t-shirts...

4 people wearing kamala harris t-shirts...

2 car drivers with bernie sanders bumper stickers...

9 teenagers with pants hanging past their butt crack.

and 2 american flag burners...

so for the last time


the dog is not for sale!

and no, i do not approve of his smoking,

but he says it helps get the "bad taste" out of his mouth.