this is the best one I have heard yet.
We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered perhaps letting her in the house - but rules are rules. STAY WELL!
Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn't already have.
this is the best one I have heard yet.
The Dunning-Kruger effect is alive and well.
I have a feeling my wife wouldn't mind it being the other way around.
My Wife woun't stand for that, she would drive the truck through the front door LOL
Now that was funny, we need humor more than ever. Tobreak monateny I just processed a 5 gallon bucket of .243 win. I did ever op except neck turning.
Willing to give back for what the sport has done for me!
good one!
”I have a very strict gun control policy: if there’s a gun around, I want to be in control of it.”
~Clint Eastwood
I like this one too.
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, I replied, "No......."
She responded, "How about now?"
Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn't already have.
I will see if my wife will go for this! lol!
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