The lady in the pew next to me was saying a prayer.


It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:



"Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough.

You have taken my favorite actor - Paul Newman;

My favorite actress - Elizabeth Taylor;

My favorite singer - Andy Williams;

My favorite author - Tom Clancy;

And now, my favorite comedians - Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.



I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are:



Adam Schiff, Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer, Maxine Waters, Elizabeth Warren, Joe (touchy) Biden and Bernie Sanders, and I also have a special place in my heart for GeorgeSoros, Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and Chicago's mayor, Rahm Emanuel and my favoriteshoe salesman Colin Kaepernick.

Amen"