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    Robot Bartender

    A guy goes into a bar in Louisiana where there is a robot bartender.
    The robot says,
    “What will you have?
    The guy replies, “Whiskey.”
    The robot brings back his drink and asks,
    “What’s your IQ?”
    The guy say, “168.”
    The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.
    After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back.
    The robot asks,
    “What’s your drink?”
    The guy answers,
    “Whiskey.”
    The robot returns with his drink and asks,
    “What’s your IQ?”
    The man replies,“120.”
    The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints, and LSU.
    The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.
    He enters the bar and, as usual, the robot asks him what he want to drink.
    The man replies,
    “Whiskey.”
    The robot brings the drink and asks,
    “What’s your IQ?”
    The man answers,100”.
    The robot leans in real close and asks,
    “So . . . Do you folks really think you’re going to impeach Donald Trump?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mikeinco View Post
    Robot Bartender
    “What’s your IQ?”
    The man replies,“120.”
    The robot talks about NASCAR, Budweiser, the Saints, and LSU.
    I think the bartender had the 80 parameter improperly set at the 120 level.
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    The robot missed the mark. That last question is for 80 IQ
    The Dunning-Kruger effect is alive and well.

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    Are you implying that any dummy knew he'd be impeached? If so, you're absolutely correct. Trump was impeached at 8:53 pm Eastern, Dec. 18th.
    Banning a gun will not solve what is a mental health crisis inflamed by incendiary rhetoric on social and television media. The first amendment in this case is less precious and more likely the causal factor than the second amendment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas10 View Post
    Are you implying that any dummy knew he'd be impeached? If so, you're absolutely correct. Trump was impeached at 8:53 pm Eastern, Dec. 18th.

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