Or
Bar owner to bartender. " I've got some good news and bad news.
Bartender " What's the good news?"
Bar owner " I've been sleeping with the waitress"
Bartender "What could possibly be the bad news"
Bar owner "You have to fire her"
... "Hey! Are you sleeping with the waitress???"
Bartender says "No!"
Bar Owner says "Good! Then you fire her!"
Or
Bar owner to bartender. " I've got some good news and bad news.
Bartender " What's the good news?"
Bar owner " I've been sleeping with the waitress"
Bartender "What could possibly be the bad news"
Bar owner "You have to fire her"
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