..screaming and kicking .

Yesterday Maw handed me a small box.

What's that?
"A phone"
I already have a phone, its setting on the desk.
"Its a smart phone "
I don't need a smart phone, a dumb one would be better.
"Yes you do"
No I don't.
"You can do a lot with it"
I don't want to do a lot with anything, I want to do as little as possible with everything.
"But now I can call you when you're away"
The very reason I didn't have one before.
"Grrrrrrr"
"Its good to have in an emergency. What would you do if your truck broke down?"
I hang a white flag out and go to sleep.
"What if you were attacked"
Depends
"On what?"
If its a man or a women
"What if it was a man"
He would have a very bad day
"What if it was a women?"
I'd might have a very good day!
"GRRRRRRR"
"You might be able to use it for some of you're gun stuff"
I have plenty of targets, don't need annuder
"Grrrrrrr"
So now I've arrived for better..... or worse!

Bill