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    A Heartwarming Christmas Story


    Husband and Wife Christmas Shopping
    A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas. The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile.
    The wife said " Where are you, you know we have lots to do."
    He said "You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace? I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?"
    Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
    choked up…
    "Yes, I do remember that shop." she replied.
    "Well I am in the gun shop next door to that."

    Dean
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    My wife's replay would be something along the lines of "You better be buying me that 1911 i've been asking for this time"

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    My wife's standard response is something like:

    "It's gonna be awfully hard to pull the trigger after I stick it ** **** ***!"

    We have a very loving, caring relationship and we are sensitive to each others needs...
    'Scuse me while I whip this out...!

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    I thought it was a kick but my with didn't appreciate it AT ALL!!
    Oz never gave nothing to the Tin Man, that he didn't already have.

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    Have your Teenagers watch this, it's only a min long there short attention span can make it though it.



    Dean
    RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.

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