Texting The L Word

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My sister sent this. She said during a recent seminar she went to they asked the women there how many loved their husbands. All raised their hands. Then they were asked how many had told their husbands they loved him recently. Just a couple raised their hands.

They were instructed to text their husband, "I love you" and hand their cell phone to another person to read the replies.

Below are 12 answers, some are hilarious. If you have been married for quite a while, you understand that these replies are a sign of true love....who else would reply in such a succinct and honest way?
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1. Who the heck is this?
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2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
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3. Yeah, and I love you too. What's wrong?
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4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
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5. I don't understand what you mean?
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6. What the heck did you do now?
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8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
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9. Am I dreaming?
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10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.

11. Is your mother moving in again?

12. I thought we agreed you weren't going to drink during the day anymore.
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Brings a tug to the heart strings, doesn't it?

Dean

[savage2014]

those replies made me laugh!!!!

Thanks for posting!!!!!