The Wisdom of old Geezers
And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time,became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign upoutside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back$1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezerdidn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity toget $1,000.
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is what transpired.
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth."can you please help me ??
Dr. Geezer: --- "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 andput 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of daysfiguring to recover his money.
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot rememberanything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that isGasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back.That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes backafter several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I canhardly see !!!!
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so-- " Here's your $1000 back."
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! Thatwill be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're"Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer "!
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