if I die first

[Texanjohn]

If I Die First:

My wife has these days when she wants "us to talk about things".
We were discussing aspects of our future so when it was my turn I asked her
"What will you do if I die before you do?"

After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed women who might be a little younger than herself, since she is so active for her age.

Then she asked me, "What will you do if I die first?"
I replied, "Probably the same thing."

[Lonewulf]

:) My kinda guy :)

[BarrelNuts]

Heard a guy tell me once women are like cars; Get something practical and economical when you are young, ride it till its worn out, then later in life trade it in for a new sporty model

Not the sagest of advice but sounds fun?

[JTCrl]

If you actually told her that, I see little probability that you will out-live her!

[264co]

Just make sure she doesn't sell my guns for what I told her I paid for them.