Ok I admit it I laughed
Probably getting booed off stage for this one but here it goes anyways....
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the hard part is getting them both inside there...
da dum dum
Ok I admit it I laughed
I just told that one to my wife.
She walked over to me & smacked me.
'Scuse me while I whip this out...!
Eh, you probably had it coming anyways...Originally Posted by fgw_in_fla
I think she used it as an excuse to smack me.
Come to think of it, she uses anything she can find as an excuse.
Could it be me????
Last edited by fgw_in_fla; 06-05-2015 at 11:19 PM.
'Scuse me while I whip this out...!
Well... can't help you there other than to say DUCK!
Where?
I don't see no ducks.
I thought the joke was about rats?
'Scuse me while I whip this out...!
Duck......Duck......GOOSE !!!
I think tinbird might be here to give us a Christmas goose....
'Scuse me while I whip this out...!
Sorry Frank, it's not a goose after all , just a turkey
Well, at least it ain't a buzzard.
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I just figured goose was better than meerkat :)
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