The only thing any two doctors can agree on is that the third one is doing it wrong.
Engineer vs Doctor
An Engineer could not find a job, so he opens a clinic, and puts a sign outside that says get treatment for $50, if not cured get back $100.
A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to show up the engineer and earn a quick $100. And so he visits the clinic.
Doctor: I have lost my sense of taste.
Engineer: Nurse , bring the medicine from box no 22 and place 3 drops in the patient's mouth.
Patient (Doctor): Spits out the medicine and says "This is not medicine, it's Gasoline".
Engineer: Congrats.. you have your taste back ..that will be $50
Doctor gets annoyed, and returns after several days to recover his money.
Doctor : I have lost my memory and can't remember a thing.
Engineer : Nurse , bring medicine from box no 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth.
Doctor: "This medicine is for the sense of taste" protests the Doctor.
Engineer : congrats. your memory is back.. ..that will be $50
Doctor leaves, but after several days angrily returns for one last try.
Doctor : My eyesight has become weak.
Engineer : Well I don't have any medicine for that. Take this $100
Doctor : But this is $50 Note
Engineer : Congratulations, your eyesight has gotten better. ..that will be $50
Dean
RUMs are like woman in Stiletto heals, you know they are going to put you in the poor house, but that has never stopped anyone from pursuing them.
The only thing any two doctors can agree on is that the third one is doing it wrong.
Lol....good one Deano!
Scooter
I'm the Boss. I make sure what she wants gets done.
That's funny.
Last edited by SparkyLB; 02-26-2015 at 06:03 AM. Reason: inserted smiley
My dad is an engineer and my brother is a doctor. This caused me to shoot coffee through my nose. I'm copying and pasting as we speak.
Like it. Copy going straight to my G.P. mate.
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