Reminds me of my 1st atty I fired:
A man goes into a bar after a meeting with his attorney.

He was not happy with the results of his meeting and orders a drink.

After getting his drink, he mutters to himself, 'All attorneys are jerks.'

A patron in the bar overhears the disparaging remark and quickly responds by telling the man to watch what he is saying.

The man apologizes and says, 'I am sorry, I did not know you were an attorney.'

The patron says "I am not an attorney, I am a jerk.