Balance

[Kill N Grill]

I stopped at the ATM on my way home the other night. As I approached there was an elderly lady there looking quite perplexed. She says to me " Young man would you please check my balance for me?" So I gave her a good brisk shove. As she was picking herself up and dusted off I said "You have zero balance" and went on to withdraw $40 from my account.

[DrThunder88]

Hey-o! That's pretty darn funny.