Hi. At first I was going to put this on the "Humor" section, but......

To start off, I am NOT anti-safety, anti-Lawyer, etc!!

Bought a new gun lately? The manual has page after page of 'warnings' and 'cautions'. Even scope instructions warn against looking at the sun!

Anyway, I bought another tree stand for my buddy's farm. We have a coy-dog issue.

So, the instruction book had:

64 WARNINGS

The separate book for the Safety Harness (included with the stand) had:

66 WARNINGS

The optional, flat, cloth roof had:

46 Warnings !!!!

These 'warnings' covered everything but a Meteor strike. Wait, I thought I saw that on page 8 of the warnings. Geeesh...

ron