Probably getting booed off stage for this one but here it goes anyways....
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the hard part is getting them both inside there...
da dum dum
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Probably getting booed off stage for this one but here it goes anyways....
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, the hard part is getting them both inside there...
da dum dum
Ok I admit it I laughed
I just told that one to my wife.
She walked over to me & smacked me.
Eh, you probably had it coming anyways...Quote:
Originally Posted by fgw_in_fla
I think she used it as an excuse to smack me.
Come to think of it, she uses anything she can find as an excuse.
Could it be me????
Well... can't help you there other than to say DUCK!
Where?
I don't see no ducks.
I thought the joke was about rats?
Duck......Duck......GOOSE !!!
I think tinbird might be here to give us a Christmas goose....
Sorry Frank, it's not a goose after all , just a turkeyQuote:
Originally Posted by fgw_in_fla
Well, at least it ain't a buzzard.
I just figured goose was better than meerkat :)