The toothbrush salesman.

A company selling toothbrushes posted a help wanted ad in the newspaper, a small poorly dressed guy with a speech impediment applied for the job..

Somehow I don't think you're the one for the job says the manager.

"Ah, please give me a chance, I need a job"

OK, I give you a chance. Set a stand up in the mall and I'll see what you can do.

A day later the fellow returns "I sold 350 toothbrushes".

Wow, that's a record. None of our salesmen ever sold that many in month, how did you manage to sell 350?

" It was easy. I went to Dad's farm, filled a bowel with cow poop then put in on the table with a sign Free Chip Dip. "When the people tried it they said that dip tastes like poop"

"I said it is poop....wanna buy a tooth brush?"

Bill