Tacticool

Everything is going tactical nowadays, from hats right down to toilet paper. I think it’s a good thing. I mean, you always wanna be ready, right, whether you’re at the shooting range or the kitchen range. It’s cool to be tactical, tacti-cool. My workmate was showing me his tactical drink holder the other day, and it was clear he could make any tactical move he wanted with that drink, and I was looking at my lunch spoon and bowl and thinking how un-tactical they were, and I really felt naked. What if someone saw me eating with a non-tactical spoon? What kind of tactician do I want to portray myself to be? Got to get to work on that. Well that’s my thought for the day. I’m off to look for a tactical pouch for my Dudewipes! Cheers!

This might fool 'em.

https://proxy.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=h...6pid%3DApi&f=1

Robinhood, the silver is too shiny to qualify as tactical. Bead blast them to a matte stainless steel finish and the tactical world may accept them then! The price for the tactical utensils would quadruple as well!!! :nevreness:

:p

Or maybe have em parkerized.

glass bead them

I had my tactical table wear, non-glare camo knife-spork-grenade launcher-corkscrew.

But I set it down on the ground and never could find it again.

Hah!