Borrowed Joke - but its pretty funny...

There was a topless waitress that had not been to church in about a year.
It was bothering her quite a lot so she decided to go to confession after work that day.
All she had to wear was her work clothes.
As she walked up the from steps to the church the Priest was standing the and said,
I'm sorry young lady but I can't let you into the church like that.
She said, Why not I have a devine right.
The Priest said, Your left ain't too bad either but you can't come in without a hat.