Self isolation.

[Nor Cal Mikie]

We are a week into self-isolation and it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks. It breaks my heart to see her like this. I have thought very hard about how I can cheer her up. I have even considered perhaps letting her in the house - but rules are rules. STAY WELL!

[Robinhood]

this is the best one I have heard yet.

[bulldogs42]

I have a feeling my wife wouldn't mind it being the other way around.

[Balljoint]

My Wife woun't stand for that, she would drive the truck through the front door LOL

[jonbearman]

Now that was funny, we need humor more than ever. Tobreak monateny I just processed a 5 gallon bucket of .243 win. I did ever op except neck turning.

[pdog06]

good one!

[Nor Cal Mikie]

I like this one too.

My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" Sounding concerned, I replied, "No......."

She responded, "How about now?"

[mike4045]

I will see if my wife will go for this! lol!