lottery

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Dividing Community Property





At breakfast, the man asked his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?"











She replied, "I'd take half, and then leave you."












"Great," he said. "I won $12 yesterday. Here's $6. Stay in touch."

[Nor Cal Mikie]

Had an "older" friend that use to go to the local truck stop and have breakfast with the boys every morning. He use to drive truck (roadie) for some of the "more popular" groups. Just sold a BIG piece of property so he wasn't "in need". Finished breakfast and went up to pay his bill. Paid his bill and bought a couple of scratchers with his change. Gave them a look and told the waitress "I think I have a winner". Her reply, Sure you do!! She checked and sure enough, he won 1 Million $$! Last time I saw him he had just come back to the states from Aisa someplace. Maybe Vietnam?
Found some little chickie over there to take care of his needs and clean up after him. Lost a BUNCH of weight eating veggies, rice and fish. Looked pretty good for an old dude. Probably dead by now but my guess is, he died with a GRIN on his face.:cool: