Blind man walks into a bar....

[hilljack]

Blind man walks into a bar with a seeing eye dog. He picks the dog up and starts spinning him around on his leash, over his head. The dog goes crazy barking and whining. The owner sets the dog on the floor and the dog acts like nothing happened. The barkeep was appalled and asked what the heck he was doing. The blind man said, "Oh, just having a look around."

[big honkin jeep]

A sandwich walks into a bar...
The barkeep says, "We don't serve food here."

[hilljack]

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

[Robinhood]

Quacks me up.