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BarrelNuts
06-01-2015, 06:38 PM
Probably getting booed off stage for this one but here it goes anyways....

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, the hard part is getting them both inside there...

da dum dum
03mossy
06-01-2015, 09:22 PM
Ok I admit it I laughed
fgw_in_fla
06-02-2015, 09:22 PM
I just told that one to my wife.

She walked over to me & smacked me.
BarrelNuts
06-02-2015, 10:47 PM
I just told that one to my wife.

She walked over to me & smacked me.

Eh, you probably had it coming anyways...
fgw_in_fla
06-03-2015, 11:32 AM
I think she used it as an excuse to smack me.

Come to think of it, she uses anything she can find as an excuse.

Could it be me????
BarrelNuts
06-04-2015, 12:32 AM
Well... can't help you there other than to say DUCK!
fgw_in_fla
06-04-2015, 08:10 AM
Where?
I don't see no ducks.

I thought the joke was about rats?
tinbird
06-05-2015, 10:43 PM
Duck......Duck......GOOSE !!!
fgw_in_fla
06-05-2015, 11:21 PM
I think tinbird might be here to give us a Christmas goose....
Texanjohn
06-06-2015, 01:11 PM
I think tinbird might be here to give us a Christmas goose....
Sorry Frank, it's not a goose after all , just a turkey
fgw_in_fla
06-06-2015, 01:17 PM
Well, at least it ain't a buzzard.
tinbird
06-06-2015, 04:18 PM
I just figured goose was better than meerkat :)